"Avanodu oru P.I.M.P. anno." ~ Jenni

"Mili, Do you know why Dr.Pepper is so much better than Mr.Pibb?"
"No I don't, Kevin. Enlighten me."
"Because Dr.Pepper took the time to get his PhD."
~ One of many lunchtime conversations - MC[TP] Fall '06

"Njan avanae parayam..."
"Wait Jenni. You're talking in Malayalam."
"CRAP!"
::We both look at Grandma to see if she heard::

"Laugh laugh, Mili. Laugh laugh." ~ Priya

"These chicken wings taste like fish." - Me
"Yeah, gotta love these fish wings!" - Etienne
"Fish have wings?!" - Mary
"Yes Mary, fish have wings. We've just been keeping it a secret." - Me
"Ohhhhh. Wow, I never knew that." - Mary

"Orale..." ~ Nicholas Gonzales

"I'm bad, Mili."
"Michael Jackson said he was bad too, Josh."

Jessica [On the phone]: "Man, the knife is so pretty and shiny, I want to touch it but it's sharp."
Me: It's not sharp! Mine isn't so yours isn't! See?
[As I run my finger down the side of the knife]
Me: SON OF A BITCH! That hurt!
Jessica [Starts laughing]: Mili, you dumb broad.

Situation: Jessica is wearing  her Batista t-shirt. Jenni is wearing my Indian print shirt.
Jessica: But I don't want to go looking like this, Shouldn't I at least look a little girly?
Me: Then trade shirts with Jenni.
Jessica: Naw man, that shirt's fucking ugly.
Jenni [Gasps]: Jessica!
Me [Face crestfallen and broken hearted]
Jessica: What? Oh shit Mili! I'm so sorry! I thought Jenni just went out and bought a fucking ugly shirt.
Me [More crestfallen]
Jessica: The shirt you're wearing now looks nice!

Cheryl: Everyone looks possessed.. haha.. sorry i didnt feel like messing with eyes
Me: Except for meeeeee =)
Etienne: especially u......all grudge like....
Me: Well you were so scary we couldn't even put you IN the picture. OHHHH BURN!!!!    
Cierra: oooh what was that etienne's ugly?!? OOOHHH BURNNN!!!

Etienne: she looks lost in thought.....she thinks?!?......
Cierra: Etienne you stinking BUM! man it's a miracle YOU got to 12th grade...snap you're going to have to start taking a shoe off to count up that high.

Babloo: Mili, your boobs are staring at my eyes.
[Table gets silent and awkwards and no one knows whether to look at said boobs or stare at Babloo for his audacity]
Jonquile: Don't you feel raped? Like you want to bathe in the Jordan 7 times?

J.D. [Looks at his huge butt]: Thanks for the butt PLAYA!
Carla: You better have a reason for takin my mans BaDONK a DONK DONK
J.D: I'm building something
Everyone: WHAT?!?!
J.D. [Sings]: A BRICK HOUSE!!

[Babloo's kite flies into tree]
Kevin: Way to go, Charlie Brown.

Etienne: What are you talking about?
[Me and Cierra explain the trick of doing the 9 multiplication tables with your hands. Ex. 9 x 7 = To find the answer you would hold down your seventh finger so you have 6 fingers on the left and 3 on the right. 9 x 7= 63, and so on.]
Etienne [Whispers to self]: Nine times four.... [Holds down fourth finger] Holy Shit....

Mom: Eh, I never liked him. He's fat...
Me& Cierra: OMG That's so messed up - but he's awesome!
Mom: His dad looks better than him!
Dad: Except his dad looks like....
Me: Dag mom that's all kinds of messed up and shallow
Cierra: Man, what kind of children would we be if we didn't have television to rear us?!?!

I'm leaving for my Puerto Rico Spring Break in Two Days! On Thursday, I have an hour and a half long layover in Charlotte and Next Thursday on the way back I have a 4 hour 45 minute layover in Atlanta!

Fun times.

In other news, I'd love to re-get to know everyone!

So help me out by using the survey! Borrowed from akashathekitty whom I absolutely love for writing the Draco/Hermione Fic "The Bracelet."

( SURVEYYY! )

8 HOURS AND I'LL BE WATCHING

HARRY POTTER

AND THE

ORDER OF

THE PHOENIX!!!

I'll update tomorrow when I go to my cousin's house.

Worried about how you'll make it through The Office's summer hiatus? Worry no more!


office_olympics

Check out the intro post for more details.

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* Whoo Hoo! Me and Jessica made Chicken Curry & Spicy Onions for the family and they like it!!!

* Jessica's parents went to India and will be there for about two weeks, therefore, we are all here every day; which is no different than what usually occurs.

* WHOO HOO! 24 & Heroes Season Finales!

* I've finally and totally finished the novel length fics I was reading:
For Someone Special by Lady of the Masque (Severus/Hermione) and The Draco Trilogy (Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny). TOTALLY THRILLED! Yet bummed, because it's now over. I recommend these stories to EVERYONE!

* Saturday - Jeff's birthday party. Many fun times watching "The Rock."

* Sunday - Carroll's birthday party in Baltimore! Fun times. Very bad traffic on the way home.

I honestly can't remember much else.

OMGEGAD!!!

I'm catching the midnight showing of Spiderman 3!!!

GO SPIDEY!!!! GO!!!



<edit - 10:23p.m.> Abby & Luka are finally married!!! YAY for E.R.!!!! </edit>

RULES:
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions AND REPLY HERE!
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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cleo_dumbledore asked me:

1) What is the "dorkiest" team or club you joined when in high school?

2) Have you ever wanted to literally jump for joy? Why?

3) Do you ever feel like you aren't yourself for a moment and then shake your head wondering what you were thinking?

4) What is one time in your life which you wish you could go back and do all over again?

5) What is your absolute favourite colour? Why and how does it make you feel?

Just to refresh, I'll post the Rules in each Interview post as well.

RULES:
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions AND REPLY HERE!
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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sugarkissx  asked me:

01. What color nail polish do you absolutely refuse to wear, ever?

02. If your best friend chose an absolutely hideous magenta with ruffles and loose glitter dress for you to wear as her bridesmaid, would you try to talk her out of it or would you wear it just to make her happy?

03. What are your views on the current status of our country?

04. If you were challenged for a million dollars, would you rather eat a pound of chapstick, or a pound of candle wax?

05. If you had a pool filled with jello, what flavor would it be?

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Leave a comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you like or love starting with that letter. Post them in your journal and give out new letters to your commenters in turn.

sugarkissx  gave me D!

01. Doodling - Always helps with the boredom during class =)
02. Dates - *Sigh* Dates with Newt are the awesomest. Always looking forward to those!
03. Dreams - I love dreaming. You can usually catch me daydreaming at the oddest moments.
04. Dollars - Who doesn't love a little money now and then?
05. Dill Pickles - YAY! Pickles! Whenever Newt gets the #2 from McDonald's, he always gives me his pickles =)
06. Dancing - The best lose-your-mind, feel-the-music time there is.
07. Dissorinis - Which are Dissorono martinis. Taste like candy they do.
08. Draco Malfoy - *Sigh* The hotness.
09. Delko - Haha. My CSI:Miami guy. Ooh gotta love my Adam Rodriguez!
10. Dove Chocolates - Just the best chocolate to melt in your mouth. Yummy!

Just to refresh, I'll post the Rules in each Interview post as well.

RULES:
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions AND REPLY HERE!
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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gwenlliana  asked me:

1. If you were to be granted one wish, what would it be?

2. If you could physically transport yourself into any place in the world, where would you go?

3. If you could have lived through any war (without fighting in it) which would it be?

4. If you could name the sexiest words anyone could say to you, what would they be?

5. If you could put anyone you know on Prozac, who would you choose?

So here's the deal.

RULES:
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions AND REPLY HERE!
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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jimidragon  asked me:


1) What do you like about Maryland?

2) What is your best feature?

3) What are you afraid of?

4) What one day would you relive again and again if you could?

5) What do you enjoy snacking on?

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 103.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 2 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

MY RESULTS:

"Jane tells me that you serve her well."
"Then I am glad," she said, and she winced as she added, "Your Grace."

~ Sweet Savage Eden by Heather Graham

Yup... I have a nice stack of bodice rippers and Harlequin Romances besides my bed.

One of my favorite indulgences.

Very awesome book. Must advise all to pick it up and read.

Lookie! It's Me&Newt!

Yes, I'm a dork with no life. No need to remind me.

OMFG! I just watched the two newest episodes of Degrassi.

All I have to respond is...

1.) Manny finally did something smart for once.
2.) POOR TOBY!!!
3.) Eegh.. Craig is a DUMBASS!
4.) I'm mad at Ellie for being so close-minded.
5.) OOOOH! THAT SUCKS CRAIG!!! Guess you're not a big star anymore!

EEK! The next episode is where we find out who dies! I really hope it's not one of the original cast but Im pretty sure it is.

I love Liberty, but I'm sensing she's gonna be the one to kick the bucket.

P.S. If you haven't seen the Degrassi : Mini about Jay... YOU HAVE TO SEE IT! I love his character so much!

1. Pi By Numbers Sweatshirt (XXXL)  ~ Cierra, Mary, and Anthony are getting me this one.
2. Pi By Numbers Babydoll Tee (S)
3. Bang This! T-Shirt (S)
4. Sweet Like Gulab Jamun Tee (S)
5. iPod V2 nano Case
6. Victoria's Secret Gift Card
7. Best Buy Gift Card

Eh, superficial. I know.

AGH!!! The Office is so friggin AWESOME!!!

Anyway, just check out this Claymation Video. I ended up watching it because it was a featured vid on MySpace. "HORN OK PLEASE!" Gotta commend the artists. They did a kickass job!


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Man, I LOVE my "I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent to Your Curves!" group!



"They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were
continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. They both
wanted to get skewed. The day their lines first intersected, they
became an ordered pair. From then on, it was a continuous function.
They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were
horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his
perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections.

"Bisect
my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. They
had many simultaneous solutions. He taught her the chain rule as she
implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They
underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached
the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit.

After that
they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit,
and that was a problem. It was improper form. He meanwhile had realized
that she was irrational..."
A mathematician and a physicist are placed at one end of the room. At
the other end there is a beautiful woman lying in bed. Both men are
told that they can sleep with her under one condition: that they only
move half the distance to the bed at a time. Recognizing this problem
as Zeno's paradox, the mathematician quits, saying, "It's impossible.
It cannot be done." A second later, he sees the physicist move halfway
toward the bed, and the mathematician says to him, "What are you doing?
Don't you know you'll never actually get there?" The physicist
responds, "That may be true, but I can get close enough for practical
purposes!"

A biologist, a statistician, and an algebrist are sitting in a café
across from an empty storefront. They see two people walk in, and after
a while, three come out. The biologist says "Well they must have
reproduced." The statistician says "No, there must have been an error
in our measurements." And the mathematician says "If one more person
walks into the building, it will be empty again."

And my favorite.....

So... Math Nerd that I am, I LOVE these videos! And I HAD to share them with you. So PLEASE Check them out!

U + Me = US!

100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she's going to outlive you.

99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble,
she's trying to keep herself in line.

98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can't get a hard-on she assumes you're not attracted to her.

97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as
often as possible.

96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.

95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn't get along with other women because she's either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

93. Girls who say, "I love sports!" are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they're talking
about, are not.

92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she's most fertile.

91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it's their car.

( #89 - #1 )